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Forum: "Something to laugh 3"

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@ siebengscheitneuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: klexel Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 23.08.2006 23:16:57

Thanks for keeping this thread up!
I'll be back on Sunday to help you.
klexel


You have Family Problems? Read this!neuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: siebengscheit Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 24.08.2006 09:30:47 geändert: 24.08.2006 11:46:10


Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.

One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."

"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".

"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wi-fe, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"


Reminds meneuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: klexel Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 24.08.2006 10:51:12 geändert: 24.08.2006 10:59:40

of the song:
Shame and scandal in the family...(70er Jahre, Trini Lopez:)

Refrain:
Woe is me. Shame and scandal in the family!
Woe, it worries me. Shame and scandal in the family!

Vers 1:
In Trinidad there was a family
with much confusion as you will see.
There was a Mama and a Papa and a boy who was grown,
he wanted to marry a wife by his own.
He met a young girl, who suited him nice.
He went to his Papa to ask his advice.
His Papa said: Son, I have to say no,
that girl is your sister, but your Mama don't know!

Refrain:
Hey - worries is me. Shame and scandal in the family, hey!
Woe, it worries me. Shame and scandal in the family!


Vers 2:
A week went by, the summer came down,
soon another girl on the island he found.
He went to his Papa to name the day.
His Papa shook his head and this time he did say:
You can't marry this girl, have to say no,
that girl is your aunty, but your granny don't know! Hey!

Refrain:
Woe, it worries me. Shame and scandal in the family, hey!
Woe, it worries me. Shame and scandal in the family!


Vers 3:
Now he went to his Mama, covered his head,
and told his Mama what his Papa had said.
His Mama, she laughed, she said: Go, son, go!
Your Daddy ain't your Daddy, but your Daddy don't know!

Refrain:
Woe, it worries me. Shame and scandal in the family, hey!
Woe, it worries me. Shame and scandal in the family!
You know it, woe, it worries me-e? Shame and scandal in the family!



Who remembers this song???


ihiiich!!neuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: feul Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 24.08.2006 11:10:11

....und sofort war die melodie im kopf


Think ................ !neuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: siebengscheit Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 25.08.2006 13:30:00

IF

1 = 5

2 = 25

3 = 125

4 = 625

5 = ?

??????????????????????????????????

One Liners

1) He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
2) Everyone has a photographic memory, but some folk just don't have any film.
3) When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
4) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing right.
5) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
6) Being rich doesn't mean so much . . . just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never got to own a Cadillac!
7) Just remember this - if the world didn't suck we would all fall off.

Siebengscheit


???neuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: klexel Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 25.08.2006 17:01:25

626??


???neuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: veneziaa Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 25.08.2006 17:05:13

3125 ???



The answer...neuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: siebengscheit Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 25.08.2006 17:11:01 geändert: 25.08.2006 17:13:17

...is 1 .

Are you thinking too much?

Going off the track?

Do not keep forgetting the history!

Remember the first line? 1=5?

THE MORAL IS ..........

Don't complicate simple problems....

Siebengscheit (kicher)


grrrrrrr ................neuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: veneziaa Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 25.08.2006 17:17:31

Thinking too much?

I´m a teacher ...


Grrrneuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: klexel Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 25.08.2006 17:43:22

I promise, I'll never think again...


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