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von: rhauda Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 21.10.2006 10:46:56

Dear Mrs Fenton



Mr and Mrs Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse.



Here's a letter sent to her from the store.

Dear Mrs Fenton,



Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and may ban both of you from our stores.



We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:



1) June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2) July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3) July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4) July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares, and watched what happened.

5) Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6) Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7) Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8) Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9) Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10) Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11) Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12) Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna Look" using different size funnels.

13) Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14) Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15) Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!!


Tourism folliesneuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: klexel Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 25.10.2006 00:34:34

"So, you live in Plymouth. What city is that in?"

More of these???
Click here...
http://www.4teachers.de/url/454


Have a cigarneuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: klexel Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 25.10.2006 20:25:13



Interesting factsneuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: klexel Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 26.10.2006 23:45:27



nettneuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: bernstein Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 27.10.2006 09:07:45

wie immer sind die Kommentare das Beste von's Janze.


Happy Thanksgiving...neuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: klexel Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 28.10.2006 00:30:58



herrlichneuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: bernstein Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 28.10.2006 09:50:17

.... a scottle of botch - ich liiiiieeeeebe Versprecher dieser Art



What is the Moon Made of ??neuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: klexel Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 29.10.2006 01:47:12

What is the Moon Made of ??
Google (who else) has an answer:

Go to http://moon.google.com/

The image shows the landing sites of the various moon missions.
Center on one of the sites by clicking on the site and moving it to the center of the screen.

Then start zooming in by clicking on the "+" sign at the top of the Zoom indicator scale at left.

When you reach the highest Zoom level, you will see the question answered.


;-)neuen Beitrag schreiben zur Forenübersicht   Seitenanfang
von: klexel Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 29.10.2006 20:06:48

Things you don't want to hear during surgery...

http://www.4teachers.de/url/468


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von: klexel Userprofil anzeigen Nachricht senden erstellt: 30.10.2006 11:52:28

per email bekommen, Quelle unbekannt...

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I’m not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and
take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, "you know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead?" says his friend, "why do you say that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friend says, "could be worse. I think mine was a witch." "A witch, why the hell would you say that?" "Well, I was making love to her,kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window.”


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