Guy 1: Hey, I'm Hungary.
Guy 2: Why don't you Czech the fridge mate?
Guy 1: OK, I'm Russian to the kitchen.
Guy 2: Maybe you'll find some Turkey.
Guy 1: Yeah I have but it's covered in a layer of Greece.
Guy 2: Yuck, there is Norway your eating that.
Guy 1: Yeah, I Know. I think i'll just settle for a can of Chile.
Guy 2: Denmark your name of the can before someone else eats it.
Guy 1: Kenya do it for me please?
Guy 2: Ok, I'm Ghana do it.
Guy 1: Thanks, I would but I'm so tired, Iran 5 miles today.

Be sure to watch till the end! It's fascinating.
It's called: Crab Canon Poetry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRG4ySdi_aE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ3SC-gVvy0

und vieles mehr. Die umfangreichste Zusammenstellung solcher Weisheiten, die mir bisher untergekommen ist:

http://www.ithinkispider.com/

The German language is so perfectly suited for these syndromes, coming down with them in any other language just won’t do.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/61140/15-unique-illnesses-you-can-only-come-down-german



You want to learn some German words?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/better-german-words

but to sing along - for all of us who are nearly silver agers - but young at heart

25 INDELIBLE SONGS BY ARTISTS YOU'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN

You know "O-o-h Child" and "96 Tears" the second you hear them, but how fast can you name the performers who recorded them?

Enjoy!

http://www.purpleclover.com/video/3196-25-indelible-songs-by-forgotten-artists/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFubsxHTApw

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/01/16/whats-laziest-thing-youve-ever-done/