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|By the way ... Doberman|| |
erstellt: 18.05.2006 21:12:51 geändert: 18.05.2006 21:42:23
Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check.
By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen.
But just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business.
However, the parrot drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Ich sehe, ich habe den joke zweimal reingestellt. Sorry, er lässt sich nicht mehr löschen!
erstellt: 18.05.2006 21:20:25
kleine anekdote über übersetzungsmaschinen erzählte mir einst ein lehrer, der eine facharbeit, in englischer sprache verfasst, korrektur lesen musste.
thema war terrorismus und in jeder 5. zeile las er am store
, der schüler hatte wohl seine arbeit auf deutsch verfasst und sehr großes vertrauen gehabt...
na? wer war die hauptperson in der 'geschichte'???
|Und dann war da noch ... Genealogie auf Amerikanisch|| |
erstellt: 18.05.2006 21:22:01
WHO IS JACK SCHITT???
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently!
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseparable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.
So, NOW if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt list!
In diesem Sinne: Have a nice week-end
|Ich lach mich schlapp!|| |
erstellt: 18.05.2006 21:22:48 geändert: 18.05.2006 21:26:33
Waäre überigens ein vorzügliches "Bitte nicht stören Schild", wenn man im Internet Programme downloadet
Da weiß dann jeder Bescheid, womit man sich beschäftigt.
Diesen Link hab ich schon mal geschickt, aber da wir gerade beim Thema sind:http://www.funrestarea.com/pages/snl_robert_deniro.shtml
|und weil es so schön ist|| |
erstellt: 18.05.2006 21:26:12
eine kostprobe von http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
, grundlage war mein beitrag von gerade
a small anecdote over translation machines told me once a teacher, who writes a skilled work, in English language, correction to read had. topic was terrorism and in each 5th line read it at the net curtain, the pupil its work on German had probably written and very large to trust had... well? who was the main person in ' history '??? greeting kataz
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